The winner of Drag Race España
will take home a year's worth of free products from Krash Kosmetics
and 30,000 euros.
On our jury today we have...
..Ana Locking,
Javier Calvo...
..and Javier Ambrossi.
And our special guest judge, Paco León.
It's me, Pink Chadora, the queen of the henhouse.
With wisdom to disperse, soon I'll get to fill my purse.
I'm Pink Chadora.
I'm 38 years old
and I'm from Campo de Gibraltar, but I live in Málaga.
My drag style is fun, primarily.
I'm like a huge doll from a rural village
but with ambition.
Miami, Cancún, Torremolinos!
The henhouse is empty.
A vixen (bitch) must've eaten all the hens.
My strengths are comedy, improvisation,
especially that which is...
What was the question?
Supremme, Supremme de Luxe,
Supremme with barbecue sauce...
My main influences are
'80s and '90s TV,
a bit of Lola Flores,
a bit of Sonia and Selena, too.
I'm going to wait over here, see who's next,
see who I'll have to take a hatchet to.
She's pretty, huh?
You treated me like a hussy. Want pussy, or are you too fussy?
I am Hornella Góngora, the queen of electrocabaret.
Too fussy, cover it up, cos here people like...
-How crazy! -Oh, well, then...
Electrocabaret is a fusion between cabaret
and whatever my pussy pleases.
Hornella, my God! What a huge papaya you've got.
Have you seen, dear?
-Every night... -I love it.
My drag, I like to categorise it as electric fashion chaos,
which means absolutely anything could happen.
Could be a thing of beauty, a circus act, miming... Anything.
-You're holding my hand like... -I'm nervous.
If you're nervous, calm down, Hornella,
because you look lovely.
You've got the talent, the make-up, you've got it all, love.
You've got blue eyes that'll bowl them over.
And you've got lipstick on your teeth.
-Oh, you're so nice! -It's true.
Pink Chadora is a walking tongue,
she's a brain blender.
-Imagine it's just us. -Oh, hush. That's not gonna happen.
You'd like to be all alone with me, but that's not gonna happen.
I might get a little fed up in the end.
With me?
What she causes in me is...discombobulation.
The papaya is pure fantasy, I'm telling you.
-It's a snack. -Did you paint it by hand?
It's made from cork, like your brain.
If you've half a brain and you've seen the show,
you can't make your entrance with food.
If you do, you're the first to go.
Just look at Góngora. I'm just saying.
I can hear heels.
Lots of ruffles, just watch.
I beat my milk so much, I got whipped cream!
Well, now, that's dirty!
I'm Pakita and I'm a queen of queens, dear.
-What a girl, wow! -What a beauty you are!
-My God. -I'm dying!
You could define my drag a lot of different ways.
I could be your daddy's fantasy
or your son's worst nightmare.
So pretty, so fresh. And what a great colour choice.
Both in red, how lovely.
If you stick Falete and a Furby in a cocktail shaker,
I'm what you get.
I thought you'd be bigger, Pakita.
Have you seen? No, everything's small on me.
-I love it. -It's all small.
It's all small except for your train.
Except for my train. Always a long train.
She's very different, Pakita. She's something.
I'm like, "No-one's even going to notice she's Andalusian."
-What's up? How are you coping? -Great.
But I can't whip cream as well as you can.
-Yeah, I can really whip it. -I can see you do.
I can make it into cheese.
First thing I see when I enter is Pink Chadora's face here.
That's a sight.
You don't know whether to laugh or cry - one or the other.
-Oh, love! -Who is it?
Sharpen your fangs, babes,
because the day of the Bestiah has come.
Come on, babes!
I'm Bestiah, I'm 30 years young
and I come from the cultural capital of the province -
Leganés.
-Bestiah. -A pleasure.
She's a real beast, so punky.
Bestiah is your favourite rock superstar,
who's just arrived from hell's fires and is traversing the universe
in search of new territories to conquer.
I love it - it's like you poured glue all over yourself and walked
-into a thrift shop, and boom. -That's what I did.
-Pure fantasy, I love it. -Look how good it turned out.
Pink Chadora is like a locomotive, she never stops.
She's like, "Pa-pa-pa..."
Can we see your face?
How pretty. How graphic, right?
I have to let my artistic side show somewhere.
I spent five years learning to paint for a reason.
I am Art Attack. I studied Fine Arts,
and I play the piano, the viola, the trombone.
Anything that comes my way, I'll pick it up and go,
"What, I can't? Course I can!"
Toto, it looks like we're not in Kansas any more, you know?
My name's Pitita.
I'm 27 years old and I'm from Barcelona.
I'm the fashion queen
of this third season of Drag Race España.
-Hello. -Hiya.
Well, then!
My name, Pitita, of course comes from Pitita Ridruejo,
a woman who, on the outside, always looked immaculate,
had a perfect aesthetic,
but on the inside, was just another nutcase,
like the rest of us, in the end.
Not one of us has dressed down for the occasion.
We're dressed to the nines.
You're practically already dressed for the final.
Well, that's how we've come today.
My drag is a bit conceptual, suggestive.
I have the good luck and talent
to be able to make everything I'm wearing.
And fashion is the only thing I'm a bit, like, too strict about.
What are your strengths, Pitita? Besides buying costume jewellery.
I'm a bit screwed on my strengths
since I'm super injured...
My finger's got a glove covered in crystals over it
because I fractured it.
-Oh, God, I love it. -You won me over with your updo.
-I want to scratch your eyes out. -And you've beat me with your waist.
I love it when someone's got a skinny waist
and we consider that a talent, am I right?
I've dreamt of this moment since I was a little girl.
I'm María Edilia. Age and measurements - unknown.
Thanks to Drag Race España,
today I can shout... Venezuela!
I'm María Edilia. I'm unique,
incomparable, a collector's item.
-How are you? -What's your name?
Pitita, dear.
María Edilia's dress is a Venezuelan flag?
I was thinking more McDonald's, more... Something along those lines.
I was like, "She's going to pull out some chips now."
-I'm the PAN flour logo. -Yes, totally.
I have a side to me that's very childish, vintage,
but I've got another side that's like the soap opera villain.
"I'm going to get you.
"And if you think you're going to destroy me,
"you're sorely mistaken, Lucrecia."
Cut.
-Whose is the teddy? -Mine. It's Toto.
-Let's see it. Can I hold it? -Yes.
I've got superglue.
One thing I love about crossdressers is, when something's ugly,
we just throw some bling on it and think it's pretty. That's...
-Well... -I really admire that.
You could use all the bling you want, you'd still be the same.
Pakita, she's so funny.
She doesn't speak much, but when she does...
Wow!
We know who that is.
Canary Islands in the house!
Place your bets, cos Chuchi's come...
..to get you wet. Boo!
I'm Drag Chuchi, I'm 32 years old,
and I'm the bald, androgenous queen from the Canary Islands.
-What an arse! -How pretty!
Hello, babes. I'm Chuchi.
I'd define my drag style as artistic,
a cross between masculine and feminine,
something in between that you can't quite define.
I like to generate a bit of expectation.
Chuchi is very hard to forget.
Hello, Chuchi, my dear!
The only thing prickly about Pink Chadora is her moustache.
-So many familiar faces. -So many familiar faces.
Just wait till I do my make-up.
I'm married, but when that icon walks in,
because she's a Canarian icon...
It's in God's hands.
-You're a baby, aren't you? -You noticed?
You're a big baby. I'm going to stand up.
She's so tall, I'm going to get dizzy.
Darlings, yes, I'm short. So what?
All the better to reach your dad's balls.
-You won the... -I won the gala, yes.
-I won the gala in 2019. -OK. Congratulations. How cool.
There's a few who got their panties in a bunch
when they saw me walk in, which is something I love.
Oh, my God!
Keeping it simple.
Hello. I'm Vania Vainilla,
and with me, a good time is a guarantee, yeah!
I'm Vania Vainilla,
I'm 39 years old and I live in Madrid,
but I'm from Zaragoza.
Girls!
-Hello, hello, hello! -Hi. How are you?
What's up? How marvellous!
My drag style is to make you laugh, for you to have a good time.
You have to be humorous, fun,
but at the same time sexy, exuberant...
Not all comedians are ugly.
-And I thought I'd come done up. -We've kept it simple.
She stole my style a bit.
The only punk rocker here is me.
Is this the first time any of you have tried to get in?
-For me, the second. -For me too, the second.
This is the first time I did the casting, yes.
Oh, Pitita!
-Who are you sleeping with, Pitita? -No-one. No-one, unfortunately.
I had an operation on my arse and I can't have sex.
Like a good bottom, my sweet arse has always been busy,
but this year I got an abscess,
one of those that swells up like a ball.
A mess! I'm under construction.
Due to the abscess, it's been months with no access.
We're under construction, refurbishing.
But it's a bit much to talk about my anus to all of Spain, isn't it?
Well, well, I know who it is!
I've come to break all the rules.
Well, almost all of them.
I'm Clover Bish, I'm 24 years old
and I'm the first cis woman of colour in Drag Race España.
-Hello, bitches. -Beautiful!
-How are you? -What a baby face.
Dammit, I can't reach, girl.
I'm here to represent myself, first and foremost.
I don't want any pressure - I already have that.
But I do think it's very important to bring visibility to the women
who do drag, because we do exist.
Well, I'm Clover. I didn't introduce myself.
I'm here, acting like everybody knows me.
What a bod!
So I really value this opportunity, because I'm giving a voice
and visibility to something that's been basically ignored.
Barcelona!
-How's this possible? -We did it!
-How's this possible? -My mate.
The only one who's beat me at lip sync.
What a surprise.
A diva queen who's strong competition.
I'm not afraid of anyone.
How long have you been doing drag? Not long, right?
-Nine months. -Take that!
Straight to the top.
Clover Bish is, honestly, strong competition,
because I've followed Clover,
I've seen what she's done, and if this girl, in nine months,
has managed all that she has, if we give her another week,
she'll be pissing all over us!
Oh, fuck, that scared me!
In Torremolinos, you can be a crossdresser
and skate through town.
Get ready, because the first roller skating crossdresser is here!
I'm Kelly Roller, I'm 30 years old and I'm from Torremolinos, Málaga.
Hiya!
Wow!
The Olympics, babe.
How are you? I've always said sports are dangerous.
My drag style's basically comedic.
I sing, dance, act. I'm a queen-of-all-trades.
But comedy is the most important part.
Hello, you big bitch!
Kelly... It's been a long time since I've spoken to her.
During the pandemic, Kelly Roller was being a real bore on Instagram,
and I stopped following her.
We coincided in a show,
and, apparently, she started shouting that I was a fake.
So, since then, I haven't, like...
No.
What are you doing here?
Kelly Roller, darling,
you couldn't get a gig anywhere and you've had to come here? Please!
-You look like a Barbie doll, dear. -Yes, Whore Barbie.
Whore Barbie!
Hey, I'm really excited to see you all.
And, from what I can see, I don't think I'll have to kill anyone.
Not yet.
Kelly Roller famously gets along really well
with people in Torremolinos, yes.
I'm sure she'll get along well with everyone.
-Hulk's really changed. -He's lost weight.
If you're going to badmouth me, I'm going to smash you.
I'm Chanel Anorex, I'm 31 years old
and I'm from Salamanca,
where if you're not a whore, you're a bore.
My drag style is monster, but not depressing, dark or sinister.
I like it to be colourful and fun.
Babe, how pretty.
-You're so short. -I stopped growing early on.
-First time I've ever felt short. -Your face looks a bit off.
I'm green with envy, dear.
Chanel Anorex has sparked a bit of interest in me.
I think she's got an interesting take.
-Chanel, how are you, girl? -Fab.
Just look how Fiona's changed.
That's Fiona in the Far West after a lipo.
-Well, Fiona and Shrek. -That's right.
I'm really nice,
but if they're looking for trouble, they'll find it.
-Pitita, don't pay attention to her. -Oh, no, no.
It's hard for people to offend me, honestly.
You're only offended if they're poor, right?
No, no way. I've been poor for a long time. Please, no.
I don't know why you're all so obsessed with money
when the important thing is personality,
and I can see you haven't got much of that.
Babe!
Body, attitude...
Tequila, chilito and heat, the dry queen has arrived.
I'm Visa, I'm 34 years old
and I come from Mexico, but I live in Barcelona.
Beauty!
Visa is a very full-on drag queen,
very passionate,
gorgeous, sexy, on fire,
for your viewing pleasure.
I managed to fool immigration.
My style is very much inspired by my Mexican roots - the coast,
carnival, delicious food, and my strength is definitely dance.
Oh, my God, girl!
-Oh, my God. -How are you?
I didn't know her,
but Visa Mastercard, she looks like she's got a good line of credit.
Let's see how she does.
-Hello, darling. Nice to meet you. -Hello. Visa.
A pleasure.
Wow, Visa!
What a scandalous headdress...
..and beard.
-Well, you're the last one. -Oh, we're all here!
We did it, sisters!
-My teddy. -I shit on the whore! (Translator's note: a Spanish curse)
It's Supremme!
Wow!
Wow, babe!
Hey!
Surprise!
What's up, FAGGOTS?!
This year, I didn't bring pork scratchings - they're bad luck.
It's me, The Macarena,
and I'm here to get in everyone's way.
What's up? How pretty.
I'm back here on Drag Race.
Some of you'll love that, others won't care,
but I'm here to give it my all.
I'm going to put these down over here, they're heavy.
The repeater in the class.
It's true, pork scratchings do always come back to haunt you.
A bit of fruit salts.
Macarena, you look different. What have you done to your face?
-She's Carmen's colour, isn't she? -She's got a thicker lip, right?
Macarena, they're going to report you for doing blackface.
Is it Macarena, or is it Naomi Campbell playing Macarena?
-Macarena, dear. -What's she doing here?
-She's from 5. -What do you mean, 5?
Get the fuck out of here.
She's just back from holiday, back from some place...
She looks like a terracotta soldier from Xi'an or something like that.
Macarena, take another look at yourself.
-How are you feeling? -What's it like, second time around?
-Pretty chill. -And you don't feel the pressure
of the first season?
Since I can't do any worse...
Don't sell yourself short.
She's come in strong because she's looking good.
I mean, look, better than she did with a duck sitting here.
And she looks a bit full of herself. She seems a bit overconfident to me.
Now we're all here!
27 million crossdressers in this one room.
There's no room for more! Surely that's enough, right?
Hold on to your panties, pussy-fags!
What panties? I'm not wearing any!
What's going on? It's already started. Ahh!
-Bitch, please. -Run, run, run, run.
Wait for me.
Hello, queens!
Welcome to the third season of Drag Race España.
ALL: Yay!
Condragulations to the 13 of you for fighting hard and getting here.
As I'm sure you know, three is a magic number.
Spread your wings, my pretties,
and triple the magic of this place.
Ready for the most spellbinding race of your lives?
Let's get started.
This is Drag Race España.
Honestly, it's such a beautiful moment.
So much passion, so much hope, and I just can't wait!
Hello, hello, hello!
-Look at that body-ody-ody! -Hello there!
-How are we? -Much better now!
Oh, Supremme, what a beaut out of drag.
There aren't many that also slay out of drag, such as myself.
Again, condragulations.
Welcome to the third season of Drag Race España.
In this third season, we've got a prize package
that no crossdresser in the metaverse would refuse.
Listen up.
The winner of Drag Race España
will receive a year's worth of Krash Kosmetics products.
A trip to the island of Malta for EuroPride 2023.
A crown and sceptre.
And 30,000 euros!
I think that with that I could sort this, fix this,
and lift here and look 26 again!
Furthermore, new for this season,
the winner of each challenge will receive...
..2,500 euros.
Amazing!
I think there's gonna be hella competition to win each challenge.
And it's also important to highlight
that the Gran Hotel de la Reina tour is ready for its new guests!
Queens, the competition this third season
is the wildest and fiercest yet.
Speaking of wild animals... Oh, Pit Crew!
Ay, mama!
I'm looking at the Pit Crew guy,
and he's fair game.
No idea what he's been doing with Supremme behind closed doors.
With sights such as this,
we've called the first Mini Challenge of the season
"A Roll In The Hay".
I'm already starting to suspect that this challenge was made for me.
First I see everything pink in the Werk Room
and now all the farm stuff? What's next?
The Mini Challenge consists of
posing for our in-house photographer, Mixta,
as farm animals.
In this homely little sack you see here,
you're going to dip your hand in and grab a scrap of paper
on which will be written the name of the animal you have to dress as.
She who stars in the ranch-iest, most savage photo will win.
Sisters, I live on a farm in Mexico.
This challenge is mine. End of.
Kelly Roller.
If you don't give me a good one,
I'll tell them what you did in Torremolinos.
And we'll tell them what you did...
Well, well, well.
Let's see how it goes.
I'm from the country and I had real hens.
-You're reaching a bit deep... -Girl!
-I hope I get the little piggy. -I AM the little piggy.
No comments, eh.
Excuse me, my corset...
I love it, cos my ex cheated on me and it reminds me of him.
Hold on, let's see if I pull out an anaconda.
-Could be a wolf or a vixen (bitch). -Both at the same time!
-That's how you identify, right? -Always.
Supremme, are you flirting with me?
You have all you'll need in the Werk Room
to make your transformations into cute little beasts. OK?
I'll wait for you on set.
Let's go. But quickly, with a bit of energy!
Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck!
Let's go, go, go! Come on, girls!
Presenting Pitita Queen as a mouse.
Hieeee!
How's it going, little mouse?
Oh, I'm so pleased.
I'm Rat-Anita Obregón.
I'm giving this rat the last name Obregón,
that way I can do the "sexy, sexy, sexy" thing.
Sexy, sexy, sexy.
Have you met Mixta?
A pleasure, dear.
I put on my titties,
I've got some ridiculous teeth,
and we're going to try and sell it the best we can.
Mixta, how's this?
I'm not getting "mousy".
He's not getting "mousy".
The mouse outfit makes me feel...
I don't know. Not much. Nothing, really.
What do you want me to say?
Very good, very good.
Sexy, sexy, sexy.
Kelly Roller as a bumblebee.
I'm always better from behind.
I'm flying around the set like a fucking bee
that doesn't know how a fucking bee flies.
Fly, bumblebee, fly!
I'd be able to make it there from here, right?
Well...
I took a real bang on the rocks.
Wait there, I'll show you my stinger.
The Macarena is coming through the door reborn as a hen.
Cluck!
I laid an egg. It's what I do, it's my purpose in life.
It's what I was put on this earth to do.
Cluck, cluck, cluck, little hen.
Please! I can see the hen's anus, my lordy!
Not "cluck, cluck", but maybe something that rhymes.
I'm more of a whore than a hen! (Note: Spanish expression.)
Hello, little pig. How's it going?
You all right? Oh!
-How are you doing? -Werking my body.
I'm going to be a little piggie doing aerobics.
Filthier!
Wait a sec, a pig is supposed to be happy in a sty.
It's happy rolling around and having a good time.
Yes, enjoy!
Make me feel it!
Hello. How's it going, Mr Bull?
Hi. Just beefy.
Look, it wasn't long ago that I realised
that the bull is like the cow's husband.
I thought they were different species.
So I don't really know how to embody that.
Want to see the whole cowhide?
Oh, yass!
Muddy in the pen, very good.
I just don't know what else to do.
The little donkey.
Mixta is over there.
-Where? -In front of you.
Hello, Mixta.
It's just that I've only ever seen a donkey once in my life.
Do you like me like this, being such an ass? Hey?
Oh, yes.
And there ARE asses in Salamanca.
The donkey kind.
Well, and also the people kind.
More? More ass!
Bestiah, little rabbit.
Oh! She's hurt.
-I'm battered. -Puh-lease!
I like to put my own spin on things,
so I'm going as a run-over rabbit.
-I was run over. -You were...
On the way here, that's why I'm so battered, because I'm undead.
Very good, but this isn't a chat show, it's a photo shoot. Pose.
Supremme just cut me where it hurts.
But this woman...
I thought we were friends. Why is she picking on me?
Vania Vainilla, horsing around.
My last husband was hung like a horse.
Hey, you've got two friends over there.
-Wanna do anything with them? -Yes.
Come on, then.
What do you want to do with them?
Well, if I'm a horse, then I want them to ride me.
What I want is for them to get on and ride me.
Very good.
That's it! Ah! Ride me! Like that!
I've just got in here and I'm already
having a threesome with two farmers.
Now you get down and I'll ride you.
Come on. Like that. Ah!
Ride me. Oh, amazing!
The one behind me is set like an alpaca!
I'm a filthy horse!
-Hey there. How's it going? -Hello.
Sorry, I'm a microphone hog.
I'm... You already know how I am, right?
-No. -Like a fly in shit, tickled pink.
-Well, look... -My rural fantasy.
I'm not going to rub up against the farmers,
because I'm not one for spreading my legs from the get-go.
Buzz. Oh, what a dirty, dirty boy.
You've been called a piece of shit and it's not without reason.
In truth, I thought about it after and decided to jump on one,
give the other the piece of poo, and be all over them,
because flies land wherever they want and wherever they can.
Exactly.
Visa.
How divine. How divine!
How do I look? What a beauty, queen!
I'm going to show off my body.
Let them get a good look at a slutty little faggybug. (Note: Mariquita = little fag or ladybug)
Very good.
Touch me, fill me.
I'm wet, but I want more.
Oh, gorgeous!
Did someone order a cow?
I was in a very good moooood when I was dressed as a cow.
I'm such an im-moo-oral girl! Im-moo-moo-ral!
Im-moo-ral!
I love feeling really dirty -
that's why I didn't hesitate to throw myself in the mud.
Can you help me? Please?
Now milk me!
Bahhh!
I've been fleeced, Supremme.
My sheep is going to be a sexy, shorn sheep.
Get ready, Mixta, because it's going to be a fierce look.
Here, here.
I saw the farmers and I said,
"Girl, since you're already here, you may as well
"get down and dirty and let yourself be a bit ridiculous
"because you're not always gonna be a diva.
"It's your turn to get wet in the mud."
Show him your cute little tail.
Hang on, shake it a little, shake it a little.
What a sight!
My shewolf is going to be
a wolf AND a vixen (bitch).
Just for you, baby.
Oh, gross!
Give it to me like this! Let's go, farmboys.
My little whores, you're all animals in the photography department.
Condragulations to all 13 of you, girls.
But there is one among you who, like a good little omnivore,
has chewed up the competition.
The winner of the first Mini Challenge is...
..Hornella Góngora.
Thank you so moo-ch!
A-moo-zing, I've won.
Condragulations, dear,
you've won a photo shoot for Shangay magazine.
Mud included?
She's come in strong, she's just won a challenge dressed as a cow.
Hornella terrifies me.
Queens, the bar is sky-high in terms of talent,
but as our goal here is to outdo ourselves,
today, in the first episode of the third season,
you'll be facing the...
I'm prepared for this, it's exactly what I wanted to do.
As our first special guest judge says,
"We're all little animals
"and we have to love, lick, suck and stroke."
Unclench your jaws, queens,
because our own special lion king is here.
Paco León!
Hello, you wild animals! I'm Paco León,
so don't pull my tail or I'll gobble you right up.
Amazing! "Yasss."
And now you may return to the Werk Room and get comfy.
Good luck to all 13 of you,
and don't fuck it up.
Well, time to get changed, right?
What do you think about Macarena returning to the show?
I think it's awesome.
And how are you feeling? Spill the tea.
What can I say, I'm delighted. I'm not losing anything.
Well, you lost in the first season.
Well, yeah.
I thought I would be worried about Macarena
having some sort of advantage over us,
but it's not like she had enough time to gain one.
Realistically, Macarena is as new to this as us.
Did you notice many barriers when you started doing drag
-after you entered in...? -Not barriers, as such,
but it is true that from time to time,
I feel like they don't consider me.
They don't treat me the same way as others.
I feel like I have to work twice as hard
because I can't just do smoky eyes and put on some eyeliner,
because people will say that isn't drag.
-You can do whatever you want. -Yeah, but it's something that...
Enough with pigeonholing drag as one style alone.
You're not here to fulfil anyone else's expectations,
just to achieve your own.
I think everyone has their own thing going on, right?
At the end of the day, it's an art
in which no-one is forcing you to do anything,
and you can take it or leave it as you wish.
If you want to shave, shave; if not, don't do it.
So I think they're perhaps just excuses
people use to discredit my drag.
Look at us all shaving our eyebrows off.
All for Drag Race.
I warn you that you also won't be getting laid as much.
-Yeah, yeah. -It's awful.
It happened to me before.
I shaved my eyebrows off and not even one guy...
It's like, excuse me? It's a handful of hair!
That's what you get for sleeping with men.
3, 2, 1.
Let the race begin!
A new day in the Werk Room.
Except for whoever gets sent home.
Like lambs to the slaughter.
Girlfriends, you're men!
Get the race started.
We're a group of gorgeous men over here.
It's the best-looking season.
Are you guys nervous about the Talent Show?
We'll really see who does and who doesn't have talent here.
Well, let's start by seeing how many of you are going to sing.
Those that can will.
But sing WELL.
This year is kind of Drag Race España: The Musical.
I think it's the edition with the most singers.
Is anyone going to step out of their comfort zone
for the Talent Show?
-No. -I will.
-What are you going to do? -What do you think I can do?
Play the fool.
They all sing. This is gonna be like The Voice.
And then there's me, who also sings!
I'm shooting myself in the foot.
Who do you see as the biggest competition at the table?
When she arrived, Pitita made a great impression.
Thanks, darlings.
I would say Pitita.
I would say, because I really like her and she's really hardworking,
Hornella is strong competition.
Why thank you.
Truth be told, this year is a tough one.
Literally no idea who presents the biggest threat,
because we've all got our own things going for us.
Whoever isn't super funny is super gorgeous,
whoever isn't super creative...
It's gonna be like Jumanji.
-Come on, we need to get ready! -Let's smash it!
Stop dragging your asses.
Well, I've seen plenty of flirting around here,
but who's actually single?
Who has a boyfriend? Or girlfriend?
I may look like I'm single, but I'm not.
I'm nearly at the point
of making a show called The Bachelor: Kelly's Edition.
My heart is like my ass - broken.
I've always been averse to relationships between two crossdressers -
sharing a house with four wardrobes?!
However, there are plenty of dreamboats this season.
For example...?
Well, you, but you're already taken, honey.
Yep. How long have you been with your bae, Pink Chadora?
I've been with my husband for 15 years, ten of them married.
-15 years together. -15 years sucking the same dick!
Well, if it's good, girl...
Or not, you might be an open couple.
I'm completely closed.
It's admirable. I would never do it. What a star.
Well, I think it's a big deal and worthy of admiration
cos nowadays, it's complicated to find someone
-who'll put up with us crossdressers! -I have very little patience, too.
But you don't seem like that at all.
You seem super chill, calm, patient.
I seem chill, but I'm such a perfectionist.
When things don't work out how I want them to,
I start get really grumpy and bitchy.
At the moment, we don't know each other.
-At all. -When someone starts...
I think that when we start to see
that one of us is going home today...
-Stop that. -That's when shit will get real.
Maybe not, you never know.
I think that although we're yet to see it,
there's plenty of snakes around here.
Don't count on me cos I'm up front,
-I tell you. -Me too.
Well, I'm more up bottom.
Me too!
Welcome to the third season of Drag Race España.
And how lucky I am to have the panel
with the most beautiful hearts and teeth in all of television.
And the most talented of all, Javier Ambrossi!
Fill me in on the important stuff.
Have you had surgery? What have you had done?
Well, I thought about injections,
but with the filter they give me here,
I thought I'm better off spending that money on something else.
Very good.
Ana Locking!
Girlfriend!
How long do you take to give yourself a manicure?
At my age, time is relative,
but it all depends on how long...
..the nails are, right?
Ooh!
Javier Calvo.
Hola, Supremme. How's it going?
Javier, you're another one who oozes talent.
But, of course, there are all kinds of talents.
Do you have any useless talents?
I've got hypermobility. I can get up off the floor
-without using my hands. -What?
I do a good Miguel Bosé impression.
And out of the girls, I always get drunk the quickest.
-Oh, my God. -Which isn't useless, really,
because the sooner you start, the sooner you finish.
That's why you're sitting so close, is it?
Very good, very good.
And our first special guest judge,
with every new film, he reveals a new talent,
Paco León!
A round of applause, girls.
Bravo, bravo!
It's a dream to have you here on the first show, Paco.
For me too.
Whenever anyone looks at you, it's always with a smile.
That's a talent in itself.
What do you hope to see on this runway, Paco?
What I'm hoping is to feel, in person...
I mean, you get those amazing moments which give you goose bumps.
And I think something like that is going to happen.
I hope so. We all hope that happens.
On this first runway of the new season,
we've asked the 13 contestants to play on clichés of Spain
in a category we're calling Spain Is Different.
But before that, Drag Race España is bringing out the big guns
and bringing the best talent on TV to the drag universe.
Supremme Eleganza, Talent Extravaganza.
Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win!
The show is about to begin.
Very good, very good.
Very good.
Do you want to catch me?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Let the hunt begin!
Come a little closer, follow the rhythm of the drums
Forget your fears, the clock's counting down, girl
Come a little closer, and move those hips
Sexy thing, you drive me crazy
I bring the formula for my people
Yeah!
Colourful dresses
Glass shoes
One day, they told me
"You can't wear that"
Now I'm looking for a lake
where no-one tells me how I should swim
Let me tell you
Why I'm finding it hard to breathe
I was that lost little boy
That wanted to be a princess in a perfect world
Let the beast out.
Shout if it turns you on
They always want more
That false mask of sweetness explodes!
You're fire and freedom
If they want to bury you, scream, "No more!"
Let the beast out, let the beast out
Let the beast out, don't just dream it
Let the beast out
Let the beast out, let the beast out
Don't pray, break it down!
Let the beast out, let the beast out
Let the beast out, don't just dream it
Let the beast out, let the beast out
Don't pray, break it down!
Smash it!
Let the beast out.
Men, men, men.
In our lives, there have been so many different kinds,
and in mine, I've seen a few come and go.
Mm.
I met Pedro while out drinking.
Pedro was a hippie... Or hipster? I don't know.
With those second-hand clothes, he might have just been a bum.
Pedro and I had long sessions of tantric sex.
He'd take my hands and say,
"Vainilla, open your chakras. Open them."
But nothing was going in there.
I had to leave him for my mental health.
Dracarys, FAGGOT!
And suddenly...
Oh, Borja!
Mamma mia!
Borja, good-looking, jacked,
with money in his pocket, a lot, in fact.
Absolutely loads!
Oh, mamma mia!
Borja was hairless from the neck down.
It was like making love to a dolphin.
With a pink cock, pink balls,
and his anus...
..purple.
I had to leave him. Adiós!
Mamma mia!
Then came Eduardo.
I met Eduardo on Grindr.
Grindr is like the food app Too Good To Go -
it's food nobody wants, but you end up gobbling it up!
He told me he was versatile.
Lie!
Versatile people lie to you.
They tell you, "You fuck me first, and I'll fuck you later."
Lie!
When you turn around and say, "Fuck me," what do they tell you?
"I've already come."
Mamma mia!
I had to leave him because he was more passive than a mirror.
Dracarys, FAGGOT!
I'm Vainilla of the Storm.
First of my name.
And I'm telling you, you're better off alone
than in bad company.
Hey, babes, who's that crossdresser over there?
Who is it? I think it's Clover Bish.
Wait, is it a woman?
Jesus, what a bitch.
Whatever.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I don't care about what you say
I'm a drag queen and I'm a woman
I'm a woman, a woman
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
I'm the queen, don't doubt it
Eat my pussy in a sextet
In a sextet, in a sextet
Every time I walk in the club
They tell me, "Girl, don't get a tuck"
All natural
"Hey, babes, you're a woman"
Yeah, I'm a woman
Are you a woman?
Does it bother you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a woman
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
I'm the queen, don't doubt it
Eat my pussy in a sextet
In a sextet, in a sextet
I'm a woman, I'm a woman
I'm a woman, a woman
Juicy lips and long legs
You can't handle me, you fucking misogynist!
I'm the queen
I'm a crossdresser, you're not going to change me
All women, cis and trans, we've come to conquer
My name is Clover Bish and I came to smash it!
Miss Maria Edilia, to my office.
Now!
What's this about?
I'm the perfect secretary
My boss is suave
My boss is so discreet
He's tall, distinguished, he's the complete package
He comes and asks me for a word-for-word text
As a secretary, I'm the best.
La Pink Chadora
Natural Candy
From the orchard
Not to be tortured?
Girl, what's going on?
Why do you want me gone?
Don't look at me like that, because here in my habitat
Hunting is for days bygone
Natural Candy, Candy, Candy, Candy, Candy
Candy
Natural Candy
Candy
I'm from the house of the mother of Bambi
Bambi, Bambi
I'm from the earth, free-range forever
I put precious stones on my tomato plant
Always opulent like a palm tree
You can see me from outside the stratosphere
Girl, what's going on?
You're jealous of my pumpkin carriage
You've got sour grapes, I've got raisins
One moment, please.
Eyes on me.
I'm the Pink Chadora
Dora, Dora
Not the Explorer
Dora, Dora
The Pink Chadora
Dora, Dora
I'm unstoppable
Riding a digger like a horse
It's small potatoes, I'm a farmer
If you can't take it, drink a passionflower tea
Natural Candy
Candy, Candy, Candy, Candy
Candy
Natural Candy
Drag for me is like peace for Gandhi
Natural Candy
Candy
I'm from the house of the mother of Bambi.
It's me
The Macarena
Turn the light on, raise the curtain
Do you know how to move? There's no mistake
I'm here and want to party, I feel like Nathy
All dolled up with light
I know you want to move with me
A catlike feel
Makes so much sense
Baby, I just want to...
Party with you
Turn it on, it's scandalous
If you want to, turn it on
If you dare to, turn it on
No, I'm not going to change
I wanted to take it so far
I'm sorry for you
I don't have anything to prove
My history says it all
Hey, you, turn it on
You're scandalous
If you want it, take it
If you dare to, turn it on
Hey, you, turn it on
You're scandalous
Take it
If you dare to, turn it on.
She doesn't speak.
-Throw the glass! -Throw it!
Oh, the grill. The grill.
I like it.
Has she fainted?
Terelu, bravo! Bravo!
Bravo! We really like Terelu.
Amazing!
-Ana María Aldón! -I have strong semen!
How good was that?!
I don't know what the flowers have, Llorona
The flowers in the graveyard
When the wind moves them, Llorona
They look like they're weeping
If I've already given you my life, Llorona
What more do you want?
Do you want more?
What is it you want?
You want my body
This body is expensive
This body belongs to everybody
I'll give it all to you
It's all yours, papi
It's yours, papi
Come on, papi
It's yours, papi
Come on
Ladies, gentlemen
Gentlemen
It's time to dance
To dance
To jump
Look
The body, papi.
Chuchi's in the world!
Someone told me that you're with him now
How could he love you
Like I loved you?
I know it's hopeless
But I want to see for myself
I'm on the corner
Watching it all
I'm right here
Why don't you look at me?
I gave you everything
But now you're going off with someone else
I dance with my loneliness
While I dance like nobody's watching
While I dance like nobody's watching.
I've got fire from heaven to hell
Fast but slow, from outside in
Whatever you're looking for, see it in me
Cheap fake leather or cashmere
Miracles and sins for you
Loved-up princess, poison apple
Kisses, pure and sweet or salty
I'll give you what you want
Just love? Or sex?
Curious tweeters, discreet lovers
I'll be the guardian of dark secrets
Take my love Give me your love
I feel your sweat drip from my heat
Give it to me good
Then I'll do you
My scent will linger in your heart
And vice versa
Come on, let yourself go
Because we're gonna start to play
Take my love Give me your love
I feel your sweat drip from my heat
Magic between us two
Together, me and you
That's how love goes
It's passion.
I was born this way
Life's imperfection
I'm not a man, not a woman
I have to live this way
Faking it every night
Making my audience laugh
They laugh
And I cry
I didn't ask to be born this way
Crossdresser.
Crossdresser, crossdresser.
Olé, Pakita!
The category is...
This look reinterprets the cliché of serrano ham
with a somewhat devious mix of fantasy and nightmare.
You're "bacon" me crazy.
Who could've imagined that a serrano ham
could be used in so many ways?
This is ham couture.
Slice us up some, mate.
Jamón, jamón, jamón, jamón, ja...monja, monja...
I've got a bit of "monja", "nun", in me, too.
I don't know if you caught that.
Looks like a design by "Hogo" Boss.
-Wow! -I like my idea.
And besides, me and my bald head here, God Of War style - yes.
I'm cured!
My runway look
is a tribute to all the queerness
that they've tried to cut out of me since I was little.
Rumba, samba, mambo! Eh!
It's a Goya-inspired outfit
and it comes with two big fans with my name on them -
lots of self-promotion.
I don't know about you, but "lo-comía", I'm eating it up!
I used to watch Locomía on TV and I loved dancing with the fans,
and my dad would always come running over to take them away from me.
It's a look that I know my mum will really enjoy.
Girl, I'm "plum" stuffed!
For this runway, I've come as a violet-vendor.
Oh, her buds are showing.
Could be off to a Podemos rally.
I've brought a basket of violets to put in their buttonholes.
Oh!
Which isn't the same as their buttholes.
It's a tight-fitting, short dress.
And my surprise is...
The "violetits"!
Tits.
"Tits" not bad, but should've "nipped" it in the bud.
Spain is different.
I show up in a gown with a long frilly train
inspired by kink cinematography.
She carries a big stick...
..between her legs.
I've got a train that's two metres long,
but in metres of cloth... I don't want to even think
about how many metres there are of cloth.
Who's driving those ruffles?
The corduroy, the fake leather, the gold chains,
the car upholstery...
That gown weighed... 50 kilos might not cover it.
As soon as I put it on, my legs cramped up.
We'll see if you're so tough after the show.
Watch it - I'm from Fuenla and she's from Usera.
Watch it, watch it.
I'm going to prick you, Supremme.
Thug.
Look, a fig.
Introducing, on the runway...
-Oh! -Oh, my God!
..Party Chuchi.
She went from disco ball to go-go hustler.
If there's one thing that stands out about Spain, it's the parties.
What was my inspiration? A disco ball,
and inside - Chuchi dressed as a star,
because Chuchi is the star of the night.
Lots of little stars, but you can almost see her black hole.
I feel super sexy, and for the first time,
Chuchi made her first vagina,
her first fanny.
We're starstruck, dear.
I'm presenting a super camp, super fun look.
I used to spend every summer in Gandía as a kid,
how could I not wear that cheap, ugly shirt
with "Someone who loves me very much gave me this dress from Gandía"?
"Gandia's whore."
Today could be a "gan día", a great day.
Think about it.
Oh! Crocs.
All my life criticising them,
and now 95% of the people in Malasaña wear them.
I'm wearing a hat with a blow-up crab,
white arm floaties lined with towels, with shells on.
Because drag's not about money. Drag is about money if you're ugly,
because you've got to cover yourself in gems.
Balconing, balconing!
What good taste she has in hair colour.
"Beehive" yourselves.
What I chose to do on this runway is very ambitious.
I'm wearing a dress that pays homage to Alexander McQueen,
entirely made from bin bags.
I am Spanish corruption.
-Oh! -God!
Pitita Gürtel.
I'm very happy with the result,
and I think it's a dress that stands out.
The judges' faces were... Oh! Mouths agape.
And I go, "We did it."
Want a bag with that?
The category is Maite Zaldívar.
I've come to contribute full-on fashion moments,
and those who understand will know what I'm talking about.
Leave and don't come back!
Oh! A little faggybug.
María Edilia, in her Spanish gown covered in polka dots,
tan skin, hair accessories...
Boom!
-Thanks for coming. -Thank you, dear.
And that's that.
In my hand, a fan with "gracias", thanks, written on it.
It's a way for me to thank Spain
and thank everyone for making my dream come true.
It's a bit Minnie Mouse... Or Maxi Mouse.
Happy. I'm happy to finally be able to set foot on this runway
where I've dreamt of being for so long.
-Listen, she's got a point, right? -Yes.
Spain is different. Oh!
Just like Cindy Crawford. With the mole, that is.
This girl's a ray of sunshine.
Today, on the runway, I'm presenting this iconic look from Ocaña
that's been such an important reference point for all of us.
Some like it with ribbons.
There was Ocaña's sun, but Ocaña's moon was just as iconic.
So I wanted re-interpret his work and show that duality.
Moon, great and free.
I think it's a very serious runway,
and I have to step out with a strength and composure that's...
..serious.
A bit Lorca-loony, too.
My runway look is ringing in the New Year.
Happy new queer!
Oh!
On the runway, I feel divine,
because I'm wearing a floor-length sequin gown,
a wig full of grapes and glitter.
I feel glamorous and expansive.
Honestly, Clover isn't usually very glamorous,
but I'm giving you that today.
Hey, I think this girl's sign is Pis-cis.
She's Begoña Villa-cis.
But the gag to my look is when I turn around and...boom!
The quarter chimes, the quarter chimes!
Not yet, Nana, not yet!
-I don't think all 12 fit. -And the quarter chimes.
I came to give it my all, and I think I did.
Don't let her leave, she's being investigated by the CIS.
Macarena.
Say it again.
My design is all about parties, fun, dancing,
and the duality and coexistence all that has with horror,
blood and torture.
I'm sick of getting impaled.
And of bulls.
Torture isn't culture,
it's not art,
and it's not a form of culture for a civilised world.
I feel beautiful.
I'm very proud of this look.
It fits like a glove,
and I feel like I'm telling a story that's very close to my heart.
For everything else, Mastercard.
I start down the runway very modestly, with a huge gown.
Four jewelled towers, the Sagrada Familia.
It's about time the Green Sleeves showed up.
But I've brought you surprises!
It's getting wild, girl.
Killer body, all hand-painted...
-Oh! -What a lizard!
The chameleon from Park Güell.
Salaman-drag queen.
Are you Gaudi-lighted?
I feel beautiful, I feel like a queen, I feel powerful.
I am the full Gaudí fantasy.
That's where my nan's bathroom stones ended up.
I've brought an XL newspaper to contextualise where we are -
in the marvellous, idyllic Torremolinos of the '70s.
What memories! Torremolinos!
I never remember Torremolinos.
No, me neither, that's why.
I'm wearing a long black gown, '80s-style, gorgeous,
that fits the character perfectly.
It's not Sara Montiel, rather Sandra Montiel,
the trans artist who lives and resides
in my hometown of Torremolinos.
But what is this all about?
You went too far. You said it on TV.
I grew up in Torremolinos.
In the Torremolinos nightlife, I've crossed paths
with all these stars, all these actresses,
all these people who are free, which is what's important.
So today is a tribute to all of them.
Queens, thank you very much.
You know you've got a jury here
that, in general, evaluates the positives.
Just looking at you, it's clear a lot of work has gone into it,
a lot of effort. And we really do value that highly.
And while I say that,
and take this as advice at the start,
please be very careful
with the wig line and the tulle.
There are tulles that have come unstuck,
there's five o'clock shadows of beards and moustaches,
there's parts of the anatomy that you've tried to camouflage
but that suddenly pop out...
So, please, take care in that aspect,
because there are times the decision is very close,
because we've got a lot of talent before us here. OK?
Now, when I say your name, please take a step forward.
Vania Vainilla.
Pitita Queen.
Pink Chadora.
Chanel Anorex.
Clover Bish.
Visa.
You're safe. You can leave the stage.
The seven of you are the best and worst of today's show.
Let's listen to what the jury has to say.
Let's start with Bestiah.
Bestiah, you started off...
..in the talent show with a very nostalgic mood,
haute couture, from head to toe.
Wig - impeccable.
The way you held yourself, your elegance...
It was like Lady Gaga playing the piano.
And Lady Gaga has been living and breathing inside you all night,
in the same way that fashion couture
has been circling around you all night.
There's a material in the drag world called vinyl,
and I've never seen vinyl used in a more original way
than what you've given us today.
You really outdid yourself.
Congratulations.
I was gobsmacked, by your artistic sense in general,
but also in your drag art, you've got the ability to transform
a wound into light, into entertainment.
And I really saw that in your challenge.
I saw you, as a person, and your pain.
-Congratulations. -Thank you very much.
Let's go now to Hornella Góngora.
Hornella, I really enjoyed your act.
You sang live, something I value highly,
and you sang very well. You've got a very unusual voice.
You let us see who you really are in that performance.
I loved it.
What happened to me in your act, you were accompanied by dancers,
but I couldn't take my eyes off you the whole time.
You could be more on key,
there could be notes you hit better than others,
but if the person believes in what they're doing
and transmits that, they've already come a long way.
Thanks.
Let's go now to Drag Chuchi.
Chuchi, today you had a good performance.
But when someone from the Canaries steps out on this stage,
I want them to blow my wig off.
It's true that your predecessor,
a very small queen with a very large talent,
came out as a Transformer, then went up on a platform
and jumped off... We have high expectations for Canary drag.
It's one of my favourite styles, and I expect a lot from you.
-I know you can give a lot more. -Thanks.
One thing I really liked about your runway
was how you transitioned from the disco ball
to a Paco Rabanne.
But there was something in the Maxi Challenge that let me down
in terms of design.
Your bodysuit seemed to me like it didn't fit your body well.
OK.
Let's go to María Edilia.
-Hello. -Oh, María Edilia,
you gave us a classic sketch in the talent show,
one we've seen often and that requires great precision.
It's a shame your nerves kept you from being so precise.
Not only did a lot of the dialogue not sync
with your lips, but there was also a problem with the door.
Are we going in, are we not...?
The slap was out of sync, the door went wrong...
That's it. We were watching it, going, "Oh, I hope she can
"get back the rhythm at some point," and that never happened.
And then, on the runway, I love the tribute to polka dots,
but it still seemed like an apron to me.
-OK, OK. -All the same, I think
you're really funny. I think you've got a lot of skills,
but here you're going to have to go
that little bit further than what you usually do.
-Pakita. -Hello, beauties.
Pakita, the first part of the Maxi Challenge,
I loved it, it moved me.
You connected with a very special sentiment,
and we felt that emotion.
And then the final boom, going crazy with the pole dance,
that captivated me.
It's true I've got some doubts about your look.
We always enjoy a tribute to Ocaña,
but I go back and forth between a work of art and Art Attack.
Listen, your look seemed to me,
as a tribute to Ocaña and the way Ocaña died,
which was during the festivities in his village in Seville,
Youth Day, etc,
I think it's a look that's really well carried out.
It's not haute couture, but it's not trying to be.
The Macarena, you're next.
What's happening?
How did the Maxi Challenge go for you today?
I felt good, but then I was a little like, "Ah, fuck."
I don't think it was your best night.
I think you got lost in the song,
and from there, it was all downhill.
I don't think the song was your best moment.
And what I thought was strange was where you most lost control
was in the middle of your range.
And from then on, the rest of the song was...
Oof... It was...
The feeling here was not sure.
I still think, The Macarena, that your main talent
is that you're strong, you're fun.
I don't think you're really concentrating
on what it is that we like about you.
Which is what has got you to where you are now.
Girl, you're so fun and you have a gift for making people laugh,
for being in front of people, for being on stage.
Don't get mixed up. Don't try to be someone you're not.
-But she's looking gorgeous, right? -Yeah, gorgeous.
-She is... -Gorgeous.
You're beautiful.
I mean, there's this precision...
I can only say good things about this dress.
How well it hugs your figure!
It's precision-engineered for your body.
But you turned around, and I saw your white corset and said,
"What a shame!"
-Kelly Roller. -Hey.
So, the first thing I want to point out here...
I want to give a shout-out to Miss Sandra Montiel,
a true artist, a living legend of cabaret in Spain.
It's great to see Sandra with that energy and that spirit,
as if it was her first time on stage.
So, truly, thank you so much for bringing Sandra here
and giving her this spot on Drag Race.
We have to talk about what happened to you.
I think the nerves let you down.
You fell... I think you recovered gracefully,
like Carrie Bradshaw when she slipped on the runway.
But you got up and carried on.
But it's true that you staked it all on the skates
and had a bit of a slip-up.
I think it was a question of nerves,
but this is a competition.
We're in a competition.
Girls, thank you so much, all of you.
Now, while the judges and I deliberate,
you can go backstage with the others.
-Bravo, girls. -Bravo.
So, girls, all safe.
-Amazing. -Don't you think
-it's a bit, like, bittersweet? -Not for me.
For me, today, no.
I've been here joking around,
but I really felt in danger.
Because to have to sing and dance in a talent show,
it's just not my forte, you all know that.
Look, I'm safe. Next week, I'll really give it my all,
I'll really make it shine, do whatever it takes.
I have to say that you, the way I see it, were robbed.
-You think so? -Robbed like I was.
They stole our razors.
-Exactly. -These beards we've got...
I'm really aware and really objective, to be honest.
And the truth is I totally recognise that my wig isn't stuck on well,
my zipper ripped, they sewed it for me by hand,
these shoes are too big for me.
-I mean, I really am aware. -Good.
And I've realised that this is all about the details.
I have to say I saw Vania winning.
I thought..
I could totally see that.
One of the performances that got me crying
-was Bestiah's. -Yeah!
It really moved me.
For me, she takes it. She takes it.
I hope it's her.
-I think it will be her. -Yeah.
Sister!
Come on!
Hello, hello!
-Has time dragged without us? -Welcome.
-How exciting. -Fill us in.
Please.
-Maria, what's up? -Nothing. Terrible.
-What? -Yeah.
-For the show or the look? -Both.
Oh!
-What's done is done. I've done badly and I know what's coming now.
I know what's coming, and... Yeah.
I'm having a flashback of Vietnam.
Well, there we are. Fuck it.
Well done, Macarena.
The whore mother! (Note: Meaning "Fucking great!")
Fucking disgusting.
I'm really happy, but...
I don't know, I'm a bit sick of all drag queens from the Canaries
having to be compared to other drag queens from there.
It's not about whether they compare me,
whether Sethlas or Vulcano are better than me.
I just think that you have to understand
that each drag queen has their own personality.
I'd have preferred to be judged on what I did tonight
and not on what other people have done in previous years.
-Time to sort out this facial hair! -Yeah!
I've got loads!
I've got so much!
Now we're alone, we can really go to town.
Please let it go quick.
Let's start with Bestiah.
-I liked it. -Me too.
Me too, especially the connection
between what she's saying and what she's wearing.
-Yeah. -She's dressed perfectly
for the story that she's telling.
The only "but" I could say is that, in the bit with the piano,
she went out of tune a couple of times, but she really sold it.
And then the second part, the dance and that rage,
well, it really rounded that act off well.
She sets up well, and I think she can bring a lot to the table.
-Hornella Góngora. -I loved her, to be honest.
I think she sung with this wonderful vulnerability
and really lured us in...
The song was really great.
Maybe, on the runway, it wasn't necessarily...
..ground-breaking.
Like we'd seen it all before.
It was OK, but it didn't excite me.
I appreciate the idea, with the fans.
To be honest, I'd pay to go and see her play her covers of songs.
I think she's been clever, she knows she's good,
and she's said, "I'm not going home yet. I'm going to do a song.
"I know I can do that." And we'll see more of her as we go along.
Drag Chuchi.
-It was missing something. -It wasn't audacious enough.
Because it was fearless, but it lacked a finish,
lacked that audacity,
I mean, that we all know from drag from the Canaries.
And if you're going to spread your legs,
make sure your leotard doesn't let everything spill out.
No, what didn't pay off for her was the style as well, you know?
I think we're more demanding, in that regard.
But we're demanding with the funnier queens,
demanding with the fashion queens...
I think we expect a bit of each style, right?
Exactly, when you have a comedy act, you expect to laugh, right?
So, this kind of drag act has specific techniques,
which is an art form in its own right, Canary Islands drag,
which need to be taken to the limit.
And if not, you notice those blemishes.
It's good we're talking about this,
because now it's time to talk about Maria Edilia.
It's true that she wasn't great in her show,
but her expression, how she carries herself...
I think she does have something to offer.
The thing is, she didn't bring it today.
She did something interesting with the Spanish cliché,
the flamenco dress,
but she wasn't daring enough.
Pakita.
Well, of course,
I understand the importance of Ocaña's story.
It moves me like it does all of you,
but I think that it lacked that drag queen sophistication
that we've been asking for on this programme from day one.
But she put a traditional spin on it,
a playful spin, a...
This primitivist way of making something from nothing,
which is really tied in with drag culture.
And connecting that to birth, night, day, death, Ocaña,
in this context of Spanish history,
so complicated, so difficult and with so few props,
I did like it.
The first season of Drag Race España is Spanish history,
so now let's talk about The Macarena.
I think The Macarena has an advantage and a disadvantage.
Advantage because we already know her,
and disadvantage because we expect a lot of her.
And what I expect from her is to see The Macarena that I know.
If she'd come out with a comedy act, improv,
or something of hers that we like, it would have been...
She'd have been top, in a flash.
I think what happens is often the song choice isn't right.
I think this was her own song, but even so, it needed more work.
And we finish with Kelly Roller.
Well, if your talent is skating, don't fall over.
I mean, we're in season three.
-I mean... -They have a challenge which,
on the one hand, is a risk, but on the other, it's a gift -
they're tell you to do what you're best at.
I'll say this, though, she has something that just wins me over.
-Yeah. -That seduces me.
And I'll say this as well,
if you take the skates off, put on some nicer heels.
Yeah, I don't think she got her look right on the runway,
because if you're paying homage to Sandra Montiel,
I would expect more sophistication, more clout, because it was...
Silence.
Have we made a decision?
Yeah.
Bring me the girls.
Welcome back, queens.
The judges and I have deliberated, and we've made our decision.
Pakita and Hornella Góngora.
-You're safe. -Thank you.
You can go backstage with the others.
Kelly Roller.
You skated,
but not exactly as we'd have hoped.
Even so, by the skin of your teeth,
you're safe. You can go backstage with the others.
Thank fuck, I'm safe.
They said by the skin of my teeth.
But my talent was much more difficult than the others'.
Bestiah.
Condragulations, you talented thing.
You've won today's programme.
You take away 2,500 euros.
Bravo!
Thank you so much! You don't know what this means to me.
It's, like, it suddenly confirms
what that inner voice when I was a child used to say,
"You've got something special, and someday someone will see it."
I'd forgotten about it for so long,
and suddenly...
I couldn't be happier right now.. I'm on cloud 9.
The Macarena.
We don't think you've taken advantage of your second chance.
But that look has saved you.
You can go backstage with the others.
I'm taking it on board.
And I'm going to make the most of this chance.
They're going to really see me. I'm going pussy to the wall!
Drag Chuchi and Maria Edilia.
You are the two who will face
the first elimination of this season.
I'm shaken.
I can't believe it.
But do you know what?
I'm going to show that I deserve to be here.
I'm sorry, Maria.
I have two queens before me.
This is your last chance
to impress us
and save yourselves from elimination.
It's time for Lip Sync...
..For Your Life!
This is what I do every night. This is my job.
This is what I do. So I'm going to put on a show.
I'm going to do what I have to do.
Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
Yeah, yeah.
Baby, don't call me
I'm too busy
Trying to forget the harm you did
I've decided that we're going out tonight
With all my biker mums, with all of my twerkers
I feel so bitter and mad
I hope God keeps me away from you
I shake it from side to side
To side
Tonight, I'm leaving the club as a queen, as a queen
I put on my skirt, hoops and chain
Piña colada, I'm not ashamed...
Chuchi is giving it absolutely everything.
We're seeing that arse move, dominating the stage.
I don't know what will happen.
I'll keep it simple for you
A, B, C, one, two, three
I'll keep it simple for you...
She's crazy. She's completely naked!
An arse! And I've got the best seat in the house!
Baby, hacked
I move it from...
Maria Edilia, please, wake up!
Maria Edilia, you're getting blown out of the water!
As a queen, as a queen
I feel so bitter and mad
I hope God keeps me away from you
I shake it from side to side
To side
Tonight, I'm leaving the club as a queen, as a queen
Ay, ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay
Chris Jedi
From Barcelona to Santo Domingo.
Bravo!
-Bravo! -Bravo!
Queens, condragulations to both of you for the performance.
Believe us, the first elimination is...
..it's so hard, it's the worst.
I'm going to see how the judges have voted,
and I'll let you know.
Drag Chuchi...
Shantay, you stay.
Wow. Wow.
For a second, I thought I was going home.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
You can go backstage with the others.
Maria Edilia,
-we're really sorry, darling. -Thank you so much.
Don't focus on the disappointment,
focus on how your adventure and your reign both start now,
where these pearls all have to wait.
That's right.
Now...
Sashay...away.
Thank you so much, everyone, for this opportunity.
It's just the beginning, as you say, Supremme,
so, thank you so much, everybody.
Gorgeous!
On a night as beautiful as this
Any one of you could be a winner...
Except for me!
See you, darlings.
Your heart is your strength.
-You're marvellous! -Bravo!
Oh, my God.
I'm leaving content, happy, grateful.
I'm pleased with the work I did.
We made it. We achieved it, Venezuela! We did it!
I sound like a beauty queen.
You never stop learning.
For me, for my country, for the craft, for everything.
I always say that sometimes you win and sometimes you learn,
but you never lose.
I think I've gained so much, gained new friends,
a wonderful experience,
and I still have so much to learn.
I usually look good, but today I've surpassed even myself.
Remember: unique, incomparable, a collector's item.
Who? Maria Edilia.
Maria Edilia, don't lose heart, darling.
This is like a good meal.
-Oh! -If you're still hungry,
go and grab seconds, and Bob's your uncle.
So gorgeous.
That's the way to truly savour a second "opportunidrag".
No way.
A repechage?
It might be possible for me to go back.
I need to go for it.
Maria Edilia can get back in the game!
Who cares what I do?
Who cares what I say?
That's how I am and that's how I'll stay...
And I'll never change!
Play the music!
Next week on Drag Race España...
Today's Mini Challenge is called Dragvision.
Right. Here.
I can't believe their level of geography knowledge.
I don't think these people even know where they live.
For today's Maxi Challenge, you'll split into two groups
to perform a heart-stopping dance-off
with the song...
..SloMo, by Chanel.
Let's do this -
we're going to change that attitude and be positive.
-Look. Pi, pi, pi, pi. -I'm really positive with myself.
Oh, fuck off. Come on, Macarena.
Have you ever seen us call anything out
or give a general dress-down or make a comment to the whole group?
Well, now we have to.
We can't lower the standards,
not for you, but also not for the programme.
This is much harder than I expected.
I mean, I'm old and I've put in the work,
but, I mean, what is all this?